HUMOR | SATIRE | SURVIVOR
SURVIVOR: PLOTTERS VERSUS PANTSERS
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The Final Five Contestants
Thousands of writers from around the globe tune in to watch the final episodes of “Survivor: Plotters Versus Pantsers”.
The host, Jeff Prose, addresses the final five scribbling contestants.
“Congratulations, Penn, on winning the anagram challenge. You have immunity from rejection in the next round of submissions and you are through to the final four.”
Penn catches Paige’s eye. As one of the original plotters, Penn is sticking to the voting plan and trusts Paige and Reid will do the same. She knows Quill and Astoria fly by the seats of their pants and can’t be trusted.
However, in a shocking plot twist, Paige is eliminated and the remaining four contestants head back to their writing retreat on the shores of the inky black sea.
The Final Four Contestants
The next day, the writing contestants compete in the final immunity challenge. It’s a novel three-round mental obstacle course requiring them to solve a Wordle, create a 100-word drabble using the word “pyrite”, and take part in a spelling bee.
